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There's really no rhyme or reason to my madness. I love all sorts of things- from Glee to Cookie Monster to Bruce Springsteen. I love the faces of Cory Monteith, Jared Padalecki and Colton Haynes, superheroes, LOST, zombies and anything funny. Kitty stan with no regrets. :)
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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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Posted on July 24 with 346,967 notes at 6:21 am · reblog

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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Posted on July 23 with 725,267 notes at 5:29 pm · reblog

gleeksandtheirconfessions:

Jarley was one of the most horribly rushed ships Glee has ever done. It’s hard to root for a couple that says ‘I love you’ a week after they get together.

Jarley/Marley was the main reason I didn’t even want to watch the show anymore. When Cory died, I was done. Even my love for Kitty couldn’t keep me around. 

gleeksandtheirconfessions:

Jarley was one of the most horribly rushed ships Glee has ever done. It’s hard to root for a couple that says ‘I love you’ a week after they get together.

Jarley/Marley was the main reason I didn’t even want to watch the show anymore. When Cory died, I was done. Even my love for Kitty couldn’t keep me around. 

Posted on July 23 with 29 notes at 4:59 pm · reblog

gininipanini:

hudlion:

What does this mean?

I can’t explain it to you because it’ll kill the art

I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

gininipanini:

hudlion:

What does this mean?

I can’t explain it to you because it’ll kill the art

I don’t feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

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Posted on July 23 with 114,818 notes at 3:57 am · reblog

awolcas:

there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives

Posted on July 23 with 106,855 notes at 3:56 am · reblog

the-road-less-travelledby:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)

Posted on July 22 with 617,569 notes at 7:59 pm · reblog

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
Posted on July 22 with 117,757 notes at 7:51 pm · reblog

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost (via observando)
Posted on July 22 with 730 notes at 7:51 pm · reblog

sexwalnuts:

what people think brown eyes are: boring and undesirable

what they really are: a gorgeous exciting eye color that gorgeous exciting people have

Posted on July 22 with 422 notes at 7:48 pm · reblog

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jaimesvoice:

brothers.

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Posted on July 22 with 112,398 notes at 7:47 pm · reblog

psychic-rising-demon:

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

crashcas:

lucifcr:

reminder that in the french version of supernatural bobby says bananas instead of idjits

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY

you might call it

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The French Mistake

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE HEARD ALL YEAR

Posted on July 22 with 55,771 notes at 5:37 pm · reblog

posthumorlessly:

thetallblacknerd:

sugahsrevolution:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

Dysentery never looks so delicious

That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword

Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.

Posted on July 21 with 198,021 notes at 11:52 pm · reblog

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